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平安夜(後話)

阿姨一身紅,姨丈一身綠,一家大小在白雪雪門前迎賓滿臉笑容

一屋人聲、笑聲,每一處、每一室都充滿了食物和聖誕樹香氣

一百零八隻圓的碟子,三十六張方的椅子,再加上特制超長方形大檯雄霸了整個大廳

滿肚子美食,滿腦子祝福,滿心愛意感動。

*平安夜我們一家大小創造了一大奇跡 – 於家庭聚上會沒有遲到或早退!

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白色聖誕

我一家三口位於加國小鎮﹐冬天時終日下大雪。

小朋友非常喜歡凍到死的季節﹐一來有聖誕節﹐二來可以名正言順飲熱可可﹐三來﹐亦是最最重要的原因﹐名符其實的雪戰雪人白雪雪。

魔星今日大半天都在前院堆雪人﹐大半天堆了一隻四不像﹐經媽媽有技巧地盤問後方知不明物體是公主狗。他希望在聖誕節前可堆好白色世界﹐有大大個的爸爸﹐有個小小矮人﹐有戴頸巾怕冷的媽媽﹐有wrinkle的爺爺嫲嫲。

祝在世界各方的博友聖誕節快樂﹐一家人開開心心。

You get the right to bitch:

  1. If you have to prepare 3 meals a day plus come up with ten thousands healthy snacks thorough out  a day.
  2. If you have a kid that can talk more than 4 hours straight everyday.
  3. If you have to run around all day to do Christmas shopping with a monster cling on your arm.
  4. If you have to struggle to carry many bags plus answer your cell phone plus tell your kid no it is not a good idea to buy pop even though he claims to be thirsty like a dying man in desert(his own word).
  5. If you have to answer everybody’s questions in a house at the same time.
  6. If you have a husband that comes home to ask you why are you so stress.

Now that you are done reading,if you are a mom please clap for yourself,you are just wonderful and amazing for still mentally healthy.

If you are a man with kids and wive,please give the woman a hug and take the kid/s off her hand so that she can finally go for a shower without having to answer the lovely child/children ‘s million questions *……

*Why do they make pop and put stuff in that is not good for you?Who invented preservatives and harmful chemicals?When will they start taking people to space without charging so much money?How come people in the past don’t know smoking is bad for you?Can you play I spy with me when you are in the shower?Will there be dinner soon?How long do you think you will take in the shower?

Let me have a good night sleep and I will be happy to be a stay at home mom again.(Women have mood swing,this is normal,I don’t think I have

Dissociative identity disorder

yet.)

Einstein & TV

It’s one of the great mystery in my house why males are so attracted to the TV?Hence it leads to a humorous thinking:

If Albert Einstein was born in today’s multi-channel universe would he have time to give the world his theory of relativity?

My husband’s answer for sure is no,he claims it is genetic in males DNA to be draw to TV,internet,blackberry and iphone.Like when I drool over jewelery catalog.

We’d tried in the past to take/drag/remove my husband from TV,the resulting conclusion is IT is essential for the survival for their  species.

Hope this informative topic can help out some curious women out there.If you ever  have the courage to take them away from their devices(whatever it is they are hooked to),be prepared……

第一次~

開到博既原因乃﹕

家中大老爺支持鼓勵*

小寶開始獨立唔使阿媽下下跟出跟入

公主(princess is our dog)經以大個女

我可以有私人時間啦~

* 註-乘 機叫我唔好咿咿鵝鵝